I’m Drunk

17 Apr

For today I dcedied to blog drunk. hhahaha.

Man.

Ok, so drunk.

Well, you know wha ti love? Spring time. It’s so lovely. So much sun and frizbeez. SO what the FUCK is up with Lost? Hey, Hey J.J. Abrams (lost producer) I don’t give a shit about Kate’s back story. I don’t. Where’s Jack? Where’s locke with his mysteriously calm demeanor even in the face of smoke monster.

Smoke mONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He EAT YOU UP!

Anywy. i’m a bear. a bear cub.

One time, me, julian, jeremy(?), wes, and josh and rolf were driving around and I drove through a big puddle.  SO WET. all of them. So i bought them bacon cheeseburgers.

The other time I was alive, we talked Derek into pouring water onto Box while he was asleep so he’d freak out and think he was drowning. Box woke up and just looked at Derek, who was just standing there with a full cup of water.SO WHAT DOES DEREK DO? HE POIURS THE WHOLE DAMN CUP ON BOX! HAHAHAHA LOLZ LOLCATZ PORN.

Man.

Tonight I playedl ike 4 zombie rounds in a row. BY MY GOD DAMN SELF. I got to level 12. For those of you who don’t know, that means I range between sam miller and Bruce Campbell.

me and derek got kind of far in zombies. fuck it all, though, because we didnt’ make 26 like me and sam. me and sam are the ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

me and sam one time got to level 26 in zombies andwe also got to the playoffs in flag football. sam is awesome at almost everything.

i love it here in denton

i’m drunk as hell

is helld runk? how drunk is hell?

this is sawesoem

drunk

where is fucking emily pool? i facebook messenged her like 4 minutes ago. she must be equally drunk. and with her cats.if i had cats like her i’d be out on fry with them.

wes won’t get dsrunk with us. that’s ok. i respect his rights to have class at e3ight. 2es is a responsible hyoung man. he donates plasma.

accumulating

i’m drunk

holy shit

this feels great.

damn you , sam

sam made me think being drunk was beint ok \

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

PREARL JAM

PEARL JAM

PEARLJ MA

PEARL JAM

I MLOVE YOU SAM

I LVE YOU MAN

PEARL JAM

FUCK IT ALL

PEARL JAM

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2 Responses to “I’m Drunk”

  1. angela April 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm #

    i love sober kyle.
    i love drunk kyle.
    i love normal kyle.
    wait… is there a normal kyle?

  2. Prof. Box-Top April 21, 2009 at 12:48 am #

    Kylebaby, you incompetent horse’s patoot. Now everybody that reads that is gonna think that Derek poured the water on me, rather than I on him. Ya know, the version that ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED!! But its cool man. I will let that one go. Just like the time I caught you making out with my mother in my room, on my birthday, and denying the whole thing, all whilst whipping a wet towel at me when I am on the floor crying about it. Yeah thanks a million, broseph!

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